Jack McCain

Jack "Megadinkie" "One Inch Wonder" McCain, twin brother of George McCain, (born April 6, 2005) was known for his frequent outbursts and technological savviness (back to back recipient of tech award, although he was ultimately displaced by Esme Towels). An essential, and founding, member of the Dog Squad, Jack would go on to play in the football exhibition games during the Greenkill Retreat, become a regular of recess basketball, and then be decommissioned by currently undiagnosed medical ailment, colloquially refereed to as "Dinkie Syndrome." Entwined in multiple Middle School controversies, including the "Rocketman" Fiasco at Cape Cod and Jack's Mental Implosion, Jack would conclude the healthy portion of his Eighth Grade year playing on the Boys' Basketball Team and dating Natasha Rensky.

Post Hoc
Jack McCain currently attends Lawrenceville, a private boarding school in New Jersey. It is still controversial whether or not he got in on his own merit, or his brother carried him past the admissions hurdle.