Alex Skrypek

Alex Skrypek (born October 12, 2004) is a polymath and an intellectual of the highest order. At the Grace Church Middle School, he was the venerable leader of the Asian Alliance, starting point guard on both the 5&6 as well as 7&8 Boys' Basketball Team, as well as a sprinter and long jumper on the track team. Recognized by fellow Asian Alliance members, Robert Rendine and Daniel Hua, as being a "rage monster," Alex harnessed this energy to carry the Anti-Dog Squad to victory in every game against the Dog Squad in football. Granted the title "Imperator Omnipotentis," meaning Omnipotent Leader in Latin, Alex played a critical and unparalleled role in the social and political development of the Grace Church Middle School.

Controversies
As per every powerful leader, Alex was no stranger to controversy, as he partook in many though provoking political debates with members of the Dog Squad, during which he maintained an undefeated record. However, his alternate stance on many issues led him to become viewed as a "Devil's Advocate" in many scenarios, such as The Asphyxiation of Dax Bischof.

Legacy
Alex led the Boys' Basketball Team to victory during one of the greatest Eighth Grade seasons ever. Assisted by teammates Robert Rendine, Dax Bischof, Jack McCain, George McCain, Theo Carlson, and more, his team was able to win the first ever Grace Invitational Tournament. Additionally, his creation of the Asian Alliance proved to be a lasting an important social group throughout his time at the Middle School, allowing for the destruction of political opposition (such as the Dog Squad) and the establishment of Nicholas T. Brodie as School President.

Post Hoc
Currently, Alex Skrypek attends Choate Rosemary Hall, a prestigious Connecticut boarding school.