Ball-less George

The conspiracy of Ball-less George arose following the public knowledge that George Cheung had been hit in the genital region by a baseball, pitched by then Eighth Grader Bo Goergon, during 7&8 Boys' Baseball Team practice. Following the incident, George failed to appear at school the next day, for reasons which he claimed were unrelated to the incident. Unbeknownst to him, amateur sleuths began to piece together the accident into a cohesive story line, which included George being rushed to the hospital following an apparent testicular torsion. Following the deduction of the nature of injury, the truth-seekers began to justify the reason for George missing school, concluding that following a surgery for the removal of a testicle (or two), a break for strenuous activity, such as further baseball practice, or being transported to school, would be required.

Accuracy
George Cheung adamantly denies these accusations, citing a plethora of reasons for him missing school the following day, ranging from a "bruised genital region impairing movement" to a "unrelated doctor's appointment." Overall, the theory has neither been confirmed nor denied, and both sides of the conversation continue to bring valid points to the debate, making this one of the longest running unsolved mysteries of the Grace Church Middle School.