Dax Bischof

Dax Bischof (born October 11, 2004) was known for the Tums Incident (formally recognized as the The Asphyxiation of Dax Bischof) as well as a wrongful accusation during The Finger Gun Farce, multiple years serving on the student council, and being skinny (although he is now ripped, according to multiple, possibly inauthentic sources). Dax notably carried the Anti-Dog Squad to victory against the Dog Squad in multiple football games, along with Alex Skrypek and George Cheung.

Sports
Dax was an avid participant in the Grace Church School Middle School Basketball Program, leading the team to countless victories. An expert in the "three man weave," he understood even the most complex basketball concepts, such as the impregnable "three-two" defense.

In eighth grade, Dax participated in the Boys' 7&8 Baseball Team. The team was lead by ringer Maximo Del Pino (although it should be noted that he refused to pitch, as he stated that he "needed his arm for other activities"). The team was coached by one of the brilliant baseball strategists of the 21st century, along with Coach Travis. The team would go on to win one out of eight games.

Post Hoc
Dax currently attends Trinity, a private school in New York City.