Robert Rendine

Robert "Big Red" Rendine was a prominent social terrorist, ginger rights activist, and extremist who came to Grace Church School in fourth grade. Known for his out-of-place political commentary and multiple controversial remarks and incidents, such as the Crown Jewel Incident and Beach Incident of 2019.

His position on the Auxiliary Corps of the Asian Alliance can be traced back to his impressive performance against the Dog Squad at Greenkill, and his athletic reputation is further bolstered by his critical position on the Boys' 7&8 Basketball Team.

Social Controversy
Robert has had significant social difficulty garnering support from females in the grade, specifically Sabina di Pietro. Following the events at Cape Cod, Robert struggled to socially recover and eventually was forced to accept humiliation under the remaining Dog Squad.

The Criticality of Roberts Industrial Grade Dump Truck
Robert Rendine was known around all of Grace Church Middle school for having a voluptuous pair of ass cheeks. Even though everyone was aware of such thiccness it brewed an internal war within the boys community. All of the males fought over the rights to claim Roberts ass but all fell short as Robert would not let anyone steal his "Pièce de résistance". Even after middle school has ended and many of us have gone on our separate paths there are still many who admire and respect the greatness of Roberts thiccness. Notable people like Dax Bischof, Alex Skrypek, Daniel Hua, and Ariel Benhuri just to name a few are a handful of the ones who send various Tik Toks to Robert to remind him of the power he holds in those broad provocative juicy and scrumptious booty cheeks.

Post Hoc
Robert continues his Grace Church career at the Grace Church School High School, along with other Middle School alumni such as Peter Andryc and Daniel Hua.